can YOU twerk your titties???

I saw cute girl get in her moms car and she got a booty

Cute girl alert!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP

she’s either looking at me or over me to see the door. Either way, potential eye contact has been made.

What if I waggled my eyebrows at her oh my god

/whines I want to sleeeeeep

Guess who literally did not sleep at all last night?

Spoiler: it was me

I got maybe three hours just now, but that was instead of doing productive shit, and school starts in an hour. sure I could come in a lil late and leave late, but not too late!

ntrigo:

sighs

the world needs more sub!john/dom!dave

i love me some dom!john/sub!dave, but that’s most of the d/s fics

i’d be forever grateful if somebody writes more of it

I’m lying naked in bed after my shower and there’s only a towel keeping me from being EXPOSED!!!! (no one is home so this is ok)

I SMELL BAD WHY DO I SMELL WEIRD IM GOING TO SHOWER FOR 300 YEARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sxae:

im re-reading homestuck yyeehh

sxae:

im re-reading homestuck yyeehh

impudentkid:

quick doodle- going to watch warm bodies oyeah

impudentkid:

quick doodle- 
going to watch warm bodies oyeah

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excuse me did you mean exactly how I ship it? Hal is so jealous of Jake and Dirk I absolutely adore it! <3

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excuse me did you mean exactly how I ship it? Hal is so jealous of Jake and Dirk I absolutely adore it! <3